Illustrated Retweets

Twitter Art by David Michael Moore
Dandy McFopperson‏:
SyllablesSyllablesLots of words haveThree syllablesThey can beMade to scanTo the tune of “Spider-Man”Try it!Hooray for syllables

:

Syllables
Syllables
Lots of words have
Three syllables
They can be
Made to scan
To the tune of “Spider-Man”
Try it!
Hooray for syllables

ess bee: Forget about breaking up. Waking up is hard to do, and you have to do it every single day.
Forget about breaking up. Waking up is hard to do, and you have to do it every single day.
that awkward moment between birth and deathInteresting Note: After illustrating this tweet I found out it was generated by a Twitter bot. Typing in “That awkward moment between birth and death.” into the Twitter search bar will bring up hundreds of fake accounts with pretty profile pictures and passable, auto-generated content. Therefore, it is uncredited.

that awkward moment between birth and death

Interesting Note: After illustrating this tweet I found out it was generated by a Twitter bot. Typing in “That awkward moment between birth and death.” into the Twitter search bar will bring up hundreds of fake accounts with pretty profile pictures and passable, auto-generated content. Therefore, it is uncredited.

(maura): The more money we come across the more problems we see, but they’re awesome problems like our tiger sheds a lot and our money blanket itches
The more money we come across the more problems we see, but they’re awesome problems like our tiger sheds a lot and our money blanket itches
Joel Ingersoll:
To: Big Bird Subject: RE: Internet is down! Me enable your cookies! Thanks, Cookie Monster IT Help Desk Sesame Street, Inc.

To: Big Bird Subject: RE: Internet is down! Me enable your cookies! Thanks, Cookie Monster IT Help Desk Sesame Street, Inc.

chained to Creative Cloud

chained to Creative Cloud

Gary Forman: Yes, “vincible” is a word. Opposite of “invincible.” Who knew?
Yes, “vincible” is a word. Opposite of “invincible.” Who knew?
The Natewolf: I just sold a TV show and all I said was “dubstep lawyer”
I just sold a TV show and all I said was “dubstep lawyer”
Mariya Alexander: *almost falls down a flight of stairs but like really seductively*
*almost falls down a flight of stairs but like really seductively*
Agora Festival illustration, downtown Urbana May 2-3

Agora Festival illustration, downtown Urbana May 2-3

HARD WORK

HARD WORK

Matt Gemmell: ‏I’ve spent my whole life chasing the self-assurance and settled identity I heard when Mikey said “Man, I love being a turtle.”
I’ve spent my whole life chasing the self-assurance and settled identity I heard when Mikey said “Man, I love being a turtle.”
OhNoSheTwitnt: I wish there were a Puppy Bowl for all occasions. Like wow this SOTU is long let’s watch baby animals playing in the Oval Office instead.
I wish there were a Puppy Bowl for all occasions. Like wow this SOTU is long let’s watch baby animals playing in the Oval Office instead.